lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 
dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship
foreverpruned:

marvellousmilk:

trebled-negrita-princess:

scumplanet:

geto-cowboy:

darealbrittneyh:

This hasn’t gotten enough recognition

god forbid we actually see something good on the news for once

fucking prodigy man 

Yes young black king! You better go head! 

His name is Stephen R. Stafford and he would have been set to graduate from med school even earlier if there wasn’t a rule that said he had to be 16 to graduate from high school.
He’s also a talented classical pianist - he’s been playing piano since he was two years old.

Someonne told me the other day our generation was lazy. HA!

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything